Forgiveness is love in its most noble form.
-Anonymous
duuuuuude busy week..ehhh..standing up to the man is full of some craziness i must say=P..anyway real quick..muchos gracias to winnie/jenn/dre/daisy/romeyshmoe/janice for being our pseudo tour guides and for all the hospitality over the weekend..i had a blaaaaast..hahah even though i can't remember the last half of the night at that bar..muahahhah..anyways 3 things that i noticed that make me wish i was a guy..umm sometimes:
1) How guys don't have to fix their hair..they can just get up and go..or just shower and go out for the night..whereas we ladies must blowdry/straighten/curl/make our faces/yada yada
2) Guys can just change in front of all of us, whether they're just wearing their boxers/boxer briefs/haha and even tighty whities...now I know us girls are all skilled with doing the whole changing our tops with our current top on, putting on/taking off our bras with our top on..but we can't change our bottoms in front of guys!..ahh they're so lucky!
3) The fact that dudes can pee standing up and we have to squat over a toilet! you don't understand how freaking nasty it is to squat over a toilet at a club/bar/restaurant where the chick before doesn't know how to aim and just splatters EVERYWHERE! so you hope and pray that your quads and hamstrings are strong enough to hold your thighs up long enough for that little peepee break! ESPECIALLY when you're feeling a little tipsy, you're swaying side to side..and you just wish that you have enough strength so that your leg doesn't touch the nasty toilet....hahahah..y'all know what i mean right?
okay that's all..happy st. patrick's day..hope everyone was better than me and didn't forget to wear their green! and be safe in the rain my friends!
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